Apple launches iPhone 3GI, only visible to fanboys
You see it, father't you?
Think your iPhone 3GS is the greatest matter to happen to smartphones since the touchscreen? Well, think again. According to The Onion, Apple (NSDQ: AAPL) has just launched the iPhone 3GI. The iPhone 3GI packs significant computer hardware and software improvements, a more powerful processor and a touchscreen exhibit that throws out the richest colours and highest resolution possible. But, the iPhone 3GI is only visible to the hardest-sum of Apple fans – those that would never question anything Apple has to say about their products.
The iPhone 3GI will record HD video recording, edit video with Final Cut Pro, cook your dinner and might even solve worldly concern hunger. That is, only if you truly believe it tin.
Here’s function of The Onion’s clause:
According to Apple, the new iPhone 3GI boasts significant hardware and software system upgrades, superscript processing speeds, and a multi-touch port that provides those who are “cool enough” with a rich user experience. The wide-blind display reportedly also features the most brilliant colours and finest solving ever imagined.
“The new 3GI is as light source as air travel,” said Apple senior frailty president Prince Philip Johann Christoph Friedrich von Schiller, reaching interior an empty display case, apparently to remove the mobile gimmick. “See how thin that is? It’s like it’s not even there.”
“Those who really understand what we do here at Apple ar going to love this new product,” Johann Christoph Friedrich von Schiller continued. “Unless, you know, they happen to be totally lame.”
Find The Onion’s hilarious iPhone 3GI clause here.
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