Nokia to ballad off 2,000 citizenry at their Salo mill in Republic of Finland

YLE, think of them as the Finnish variant of the BBC, has just discovered that on Mon Nokia is planning to announce that they’re going to ballad off 2,000 people working at the Salo mill located in Republic of Finland. The lay offs volition be cyclical, meaning no one person volition be laid off for more than 90 years at a meter. The mill will simply run with 20% fewer employees. Finnish labor laws, plus the might of the unions, make it difficult to fire people so this is the next best matter at an attack to reduce operating costs.

“It’s just too badness the newsworthiness was announced right field before the holidays,” said Tapani Kaskinen, Nokia (New York Stock Exchange: NOK) Spokesperson. You’re shit right it is.

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